Jingle Bells by Eminem
[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
I'm leavin' blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa? That boy's a bitch
He caught my mom Christmas eve and tried to give her a kiss
Fo' real, he's no joke, the guy don't play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh
Laughing all the way, but he's not laughin' today
We'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER!
We'll be snacking on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin' �€œJiggle it, Baby!�€
Give a new meaning to �€œHo, ho, ho�€
Shake that ass, girl, bumpin' booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the coal
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin' all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
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